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» 200 Years Old

» A Bunch Of Adventures

» A Different Octave

» A Few Moments With Brother A. West

» A Game Of Cards

» A Kayak (on Snow)

» A Little Green Rosetta

» A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

» A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono

» A Token Of My Extreme

» A Tunnel Into Muck

» A Typical Sound Check

» A Version Of Himself

» A Very Nice Body

» Absolutely Free

» Advance Romance

» America Drinks

» Amnesia Vivace

» Ancient Armaments

» Andy

» Any Kind Of Pain

» Any Way The Wind Blows

» Are You Hung Up

» Are You Upset

» Artificial Rhonda

» Attack! Attack! Attack!

» Baby Take Your Teeth Out

» Baked-Bean Boogie

» Bamboozled By Love

» Band Introductions At The Fillmore West

» Be In My Video

» Beat It With Your Fist

» Beauty Knows No Pain

» Beer Shampoo

» Big Leg Emma

» Bit Of Nostalgia

» Black Napkins

» Botulism On The Hoof

» Bow Tie Daddy

» Briefcase Boogie

» Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

» Brown Shoes Don't Make It

» Call Any Vegetable

» Camarillo Brillo

» Can't Afford No Shoes

» Carol You Fool

» Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy

» Catholic Girls

» Champagne Lecture

» Chana In De Bushwop

» Charles Ives

» Charlie's Enormous Mouth

» Cheap Thrills

» Childish Perversions

» Chocolate Halvah

» Choose Your Foot

» City Of Tiny Lites

» Cletus Awreetus-awrightus

» Clowns On Velvet

» Cocaine Decisions

» Cock-suckers' Ball

» Cold Light Generation

» Concentration Moon

» Cosmik Debris

» Cruising For Burgers

» Daddy Daddy Daddy

» Dance Contest

» Dancin' Fool

» Dear Jeepers

» Debra Kadabra

» Denny & Froggy Relate

» Dew On The Newts We Got

» Dickie's Such An Asshole

» Didja Get Any Onya

» Dinah-moe-hum

» Diptheria Blues

» Directly From My Heart To You

» Diseases Of The Band

» Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You

» Dog Breath (Live)

» Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague

» Don Interrupts

» Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

» Don't Eat There

» Don't Take Me Down

» Don't You Ever Wash That Thing

» Dong Work For Yuda

» Drafted Again

» Drooling Midrange Accountants On Easter Hay

» Drowning Witch

» Drums Are Too Noisy

» Dumb All Over

» Dupree's Paradise

» Eat The Yellow Snow (pt 2)

» Echidna's Arf (of You)

» Eddie Are You Kidding

» Electric Aunt Jemima

» Elvis Has Just Left The Building

» Evelyn A Modified Dog

» Every Time I See You

» Excentrifugal Forz

» Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show

» Father O'bliviion

» Fembot In A Wet T-shirt

» Find Her Finer

» Florentine Pogen

» Flowing Inside-out

» Food Gathering In Post-industrial America 1992

» For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-hikers)

» For The Young Sophisticate

» Fountain Of Love

» Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

» Galoot Up-date

» Gee I Like Your Pants

» Geneva Farewell

» German Lunch

» Get A Little

» Getting Stewed

» Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder

» God Bless America

» Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

» Handsome Cabin Boy

» Happy Together

» Harder Than Your Husband

» Harry & Rhonda

» Harry You're A Beast

» Harry-as-a-boy

» Have You Ever Heard Their Band

» He Used To Cut The Grass

» He's Watching Us

» Heavenly Bank Account

» Help I'm A Rock

» Here Comes The Gear Lads

» Here Lies Love

» Holding The Group Back

» Holiday In Berlin

» Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me

» Hordern Intro (incan Art Vamp)

» Hot & Putrid

» Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel (Live)

» Hot-plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

» How Could I Be Such A Fool

» How The Pigs' Music Works

» How's Your Bird

» Hungry Freaks Daddy

» I Ain't Got No Heart

» I Come From Nowhere

» I Could Be A Star Now

» I Don't Even Care

» I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

» I Had A Dream About That

» I Have Been In You

» I Heard A Note

» I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

» I Was A Teen-age Malt Shop

» I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back

» I'm A Band Leader

» I'm A Beautiful Guy

» I'm Not Satisfied

» I'm So Happy I Could Cry

» I'm Stealing The Towels

» I'm The Slime

» Ian Underwood Whips It Out

» If Only She Woulda

» If We'd All Been Living In California...

» If You're Not A Professional Actor

» It Can't Happen Here

» It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal

» It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This

» Janet's Big Dance Number

» Jcb & Kansas On The Bus -1

» Jelly Roll Gum Drop

» Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk

» Jewish Princess

» Joe's Garage

» Johnny Darling

» Jones Crusher

» Jumbo Go Away

» Just One More Time

» Kaiser Rolls

» Keep It Greasey

» Kenny's Booger Story

» Later That Night

» Latex Solar Beef

» Learning 'penis Dimension'

» Lecture From Festival Hall Show

» Lemme Take You To The Beach

» Let's Make The Water Turn Black

» Let's Move To Cleveland

» Letter From Jeepers

» Library Card

» Like It Or Not

» Lil' Clanton Shuffle

» Little Girl Of Mine

» Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce

» Little House I Used To Live In

» Little Rubber Girl

» Lonely Little Girl

» Lonesome Cowboy Burt

» Lonesome Cowboy Nando

» Lost In A Whirlpool

» Love Of My Life

» Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

» Luigi & The Wise Guys

» Lumpy Gravy I

» Magic Fingers

» Make A Sex Noise

» Man With The Woman Head

» Martin Lickert's Story

» Master Ringo

» Memories Of El Monte (1962)

» Meow

» Metal Man Has Won His Wings

» More Trouble Every Day

» Mother People

» Motherly Love

» Mothers At Kpfk

» Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt

» Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata In B Flat

» Mr Clean (alternate Mix)

» Murder By Numbers (Live)

» My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

» Mystery Roach

» Nanook Rubs It

» No No Cherry

» No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve

» Once Upon A Time

» Original Mothers At The Fillmore East

» Original Mothers Rehearsal

» Our Bizarre Relationship

» Packard Goose

» Penguin In Bondage

» Penis Dimension

» Pick Me I'm Clean

» Planet Of My Dreams

» Planet Of The Baritone Women

» Plastic People

» Playground Psychotics

» Po-jama People

» Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead

» Proto-Minimalism

» Punky's Whips

» Pygmy Twylite

» Redneck Eats

» Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke

» Ride My Face To Chicago

» Ring Of Fire (Live)

» Ronnie Sings

» Ronnie's Booger Story

» Room Service

» Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink

» Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme

» Ruthie-ruthie

» Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top

» San Ber'dino

» Satumaa (finnish Tango)

» Scrutinizer Postlude

» Semi-fraudulent-direct-from-hollywood Overture

» Sex

» Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously

» She Painted Up Her Face

» Shove It Right In

» Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit

» Slack 'Em All Down

» Sleeping In A Jar

» Smell My Beard

» Society Pages

» Soft-sell Conclusion

» Someplace Else Right Now

» Son Of Mr. Green Genes

» Son Of Orange County

» Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

» Spider Of Destiny

» St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

» Stairway To Heaven (Live)

» Status Back Baby

» Stevie's Spanking

» Stick It Out

» Stick Together

» Stink-Foot (Live)

» Stuff Up The Cracks

» Suicide Chump

» Sunshine Of Your Love (Live)

» Super Grease

» Sweet Leilani

» Take Me Out To The Ball Game

» Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

» Tears Began To Fall

» Teen-age Prostitute

» Teen-age Wind

» Telephone Conversation

» Tell Me You Love Me

» Tengo Na Minchia Tanta

» That Evil Prince

» That Makes Me Mad

» The Birth Of Captain Beefheart

» The Blackouts

» The Blue Light

» The Booger Man

» The Central Scrutinizer

» The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

» The Closer You Are

» The Crab-grass Baby

» The Dangerous Kitchen

» The Dead Girls Of London

» The Deathless Horsie (Live)

» The Dick Kunc Story

» The Downtown Talent Scout

» The Duke Of Prunes

» The Duke Regains His Chops

» The Evil Prince

» The Florida Airport Tape

» The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth

» The Groupie Routine

» The Gumbo Variations

» The Idiot Bastard Son

» The Illinois Enema Bandit

» The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

» The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson

» The Legend Of The Golden Arches

» The Little March

» The Living Garbage Truck

» The London Cab Tape

» The M.o.i. Anti-smut Loyalty Oath

» The Madison Panty-sniffing Festival

» The Mammy Nuns

» The Man From Utopia

» The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou (Medley)

» The Massive Improve'lence

» The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

» The Motel Lobby

» The Motel Room

» The Mud Shark

» The Orange County Lumber Truck

» The Origin Of Hot Rats

» The Poodle Lecture

» The Radio Is Broken

» The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage

» The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

» The Sanzini Brothers

» The Sealed Tuna Bolero

» The Spew King

» The Story Of Willie The Pimp

» The Torture Never Stops

» The Uncle Meat Variations

» The Untouchables

» The Village Inn

» The Voice Of Cheese

» The White Boy Troubles

» The Worst Reviews

» Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear

» There's No Lust In Jazz

» They Made Me Eat It

» This Is All Wrong

» This Is Phaze Iii

» This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)

» Time Is Money

» Tink Walks Amok

» Tinsel-town Rebellion

» Tiny Sick Tears

» Titties & Beer

» Toads Of The Short Forest

» Trouble Every Day

» Truck Driver Divorce

» Tryin' To Grow A Chin

» Tuna Fish Promenade

» Uncle Bernie's Farm

» Undaunted The Band Plays On

» Underground Freak-out Music

» Very Distraughtening

» Village Of The Sun

» Wait A Minute

» Watermelon In Easter Hay

» We Are Not Alone

» We Can Shoot You

» We Gotta Get Into Something Real

» We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way...

» We're Turning Again

» Weasels Ripped My Flesh

» Wedding Dress Song

» Welcome To The United States

» Well

» Wet T-Shirt Night (Live)

» Wet T-shirt Nite

» What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World

» What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are

» What Kind Of Girl? (Live)

» What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning

» What's New In Baltimore

» What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body

» When It Feels Natural

» When It's Perfect

» When The Lie's So Big

» Where Is Johnny Velvet

» Where's Our Equipment?

» Whippin' Post

» White Ugliness

» Who Are The Brain Police

» Who Do You Think You Are

» Who Needs The Peace Corps

» Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

» Why Don't You Like Me

» Why Don'tcha Do Me Right

» Willie The Pimp

» Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station

» Wistful With A Fist-full

» Wonderful Tattoo!

» Wonderful Wino

» Would You Go All The Way

» Would You Like A Snack

» Wplj

» You Are What You Is

» You Didn't Try To Call Me

» You're Just Insultin' Me Aren't You!

» You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

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