If You're Not A Professional Actor Lyrics

Frank Zappa If You're Not A Professional Actor

FZ: If you're not a professional actor, the easiest thing
for you to do, when you only have a week to make a movie
is just to be yourself on the screen, so the lines that
the people speak in the film, with the exception of some
of the real fantasy characters like the Vacuum Cleaner,
or the, or what Theodore Bikel says, are all based on the
actual speech patterns and the lifestyle of the people
who are in the group