Frank Zappa Drooling Midrange Accountants On Easter Hay
			
Once upon a time, a record company had A&R people in it 
who would take a chance, make a decision, use their gut 
reaction, sign a group, and see what they could do with 
it. Okay? That was, whoa, a long time ago. It's not that 
way anymore. All decisions about who get signed and what 
happens to the record are made by these drooling little 
midrange accountants. And everything is based on the 
numbers games in there. And the taste of the accountants 
is what is ruling the mass media. It's all just the 
dollars and cents of exchange. And if you wanna make 
music that you believe in, the chances of doing it on a 
major label basis are nil, because they're all so 
frightened. Everybody's there trying to protect their 
job. And it's easy-- it's easier to look like a wise 
executive by saying no to something if it's just the most 
minutely fringe-oid in terms of content. 
No. 
The horrible part of it is the artists who are feeding 
this ecological chain stop making songs they believe in 
and start making product that they know will be airable. 
And they change the style of what they're doing to fit 
within the narrow framework that is the contemporary 
accepted norm for suitable, radio-sounding music. And 
anything that comes outside of that norm doesn't go on 
the air, you don't hear about it, you don't know about 
it. Right now there's probably hundreds of artists in the 
United States making great sounds and great music. You'll 
never hear it. You'll never find out about it