Frank Zappa Mudd Club
			
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
David Ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)
Motorhead Sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
David Logeman (drums)
Craig Steward (harmonica)
Jimmy Carl Black (vocals)
Ahmet Zappa (vocals)
Moon Zappa (vocals)
Hey, they're really dancin' 
They're on auto-destruct 
On the floor 
On the pipe 
Bouncin' off-a the wall 
Hey, the people here are really 
Tearin' it up 
On the side 
In the back 
By the front of the stage 
They ain't really crazy 
You can take it from me 
I should know 
'Cause I go 
Every time I'm in town 
If you never tried it 
Lemme straighten you out 
It's the best kinda place 
To unfasten yerself 
MUDD CLUB 
All the way downtown 
MUDD CLUB 
They ain't messin' around 
Just turn to the left 'n look around 
It's there somewhere 
If you ain't found it, better 
Hurry up 
The folks down there's on auto-destruct 
And so can you be too 
(Fact of the matter 
it's made for you...) 
Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in 
the mornin' 
Or even on a Monday at midnight 
When there's just a few of them 
Fabulous Poodles 
Doin' the Peppermint Twist for real 
In black sack dresses with nine inch heels 
And then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in 
In Serious Leather... 
(And all the rest of whom for which 
To whensonever of partially 
indeterminate 
Bio-chemical degradation 
Seek the path to sudsy yellow nozzle 
Of their foaming nocturnal 
Parametric digital whole-wheat 
inter-faith 
Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta 
In Serious Leather...Serious Chains 
Then they work the wall 
'N work the floor 
'N work the pipe 
'N work the wall some more 
In Serious Leather 
In Serious Chains 
In Serious Clothing 
From when they come downtown 
From the ruins of Studio 54 
To twist 'n frugg 
In an arrogant gesture 
To the best of what the 20th Century has 
to offer, at the 
MUDD CLUB 
Al Malkin's down there now 
Looking for a Virgin with nice breath... 
(Why, maybe it's you... 
And you don't even know it!) 
Hey, they're really dancin' 
They're on auto-destruct 
On the floor 
On the pipe 
Bouncin' off-a the wall 
Hey, the people here are really 
Tearin' it up 
On the side 
In the back 
By the front of the stage 
They ain't really crazy 
You can take it from me 
I should know 
'Cause I go 
Every time I'm in town 
If you never tried it 
Lemme straighten you out 
It's the best kinda place 
To unfasten yerself 
WORK THE WALL 
WORK THE FLOOR 
WORK THE PIPE 
IN SERIOUS PAIN