Frank Zappa Beer Shampoo
			
Mark: That's the kind of guy [...] 
Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your 
head 
Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, 
man, there was nothing else I could do, 'cept play it 
for all it was worth 
Aynsley: I said the only other thing to do is go get 
another can of beer and pour it over HIS head . . . 
Howard: Well, it was already getting silly, man. I 
mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . . 
FZ: Ha ha! 
Howard: Let's not make it too childish 
Aynsley: [...] 
Mark: Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter 
how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . . 
?: Howie [...] 
Mark: He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is the 
weather" in "Happy Together" and pour a whole glass of 
water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that 
he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved 
it, so I just let it keep happening 
Aynsley: He can't stand it, man, that's all . . . 
Mark: And you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl 
. . . 
?: Ha ha ha! 
Mark: Simmons! 
Howard: Beer is another thing, man! I'm f..cking soaked! 
Mark: They use beer in some shampoos, Howard 
Howard: I don't give a shit, that's all I know it that 
water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my 
shoes, man! I can't believe it 
?: Ohhh! 
Mark: Materialist! 
Howard: Hey lookit, Pat McGregor! 
Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic! 
Howard: You're the dude who said . . . 
(scuffle) 
FZ: Oh oh oh! 
Mark: Materialist! 
?: Ohhh 
Howard: Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer, man 
Aynsley: Okay 
Mark: "New York's so lonely . . . " 
Howard: I can't even . . . you keep your hands off me 
you creep 
Mark: "And you are the only . . . " 
Jeff: You creep, ha ha! 
Howard: Stop it, man!