Frank Zappa 200 Years Old
			
I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania, 
six o'clock in the morning, got up too early, it was a terrible mistake... 
sittin' there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange juice 
about as big as my finger and a bowl of horribly foreshortened cornflakes, 
and I said to myself: "This is the life!" . . . 
She's two hundred years old 
So mean she couldn't grow no lips 
Boy, she'd be in trouble if she 
Tried to grow a mustache 
She's two hundred years old 
Squattin' down & pockin' up 
In front of the juke box 
Like she had true religion, boy 
Like she had true religion 
She's two hundred years old 
Hoy hoy, 200 years old 
Half of this, none of that, 
One-fifty oh squattin' 
Yeah-ah, ain't she got 
Religion now, boy