That Hurts My Feelings Lyrics

Russ and Jimmy

You’re balding and you stutter

That hurts my feelings

Your teeth look like broken tiles

That hurts my feelings

I’m glad you’re out of the family

Jimmy and Russ

You’re a hairless baby

That hurts my feelings

You wear a William Shatner wig

That hurts my feelings

Super slow’s your IQ

I’m gonna beat you up

Okay, point well taking

Russ, Jimmy and Savannah

You think you’re such a black girl

That hurts my feelings

Girl, you know you’re hungry

That hurts my feelings

Russ, Jimmy and Jeff

You’re a human version of Mr. Magoo

That hurts my feelings

You wish you had a gerb patch

That hurts my feelings

Russ, Jimmy and Bubba

You’re a goddamn liar

That hurts my feelings

Jimmy

I can’t do it dude

BUBBA IS NO LONGER MY ENEMY

Bubba

That hurts…