I Don't Remember Lyrics

Hey Savannah

Hi

This is a song that I wrote for you. Are you ready?

Yeah

I met you in the topless bar

I don’t remember

We rode round in my Mustang car

I don’t remember

I pledged my love beneath the stars

I don’t remember

I don’t remember, don’t remember

I was drunk

I bought you a trailer on South Park

I don’t remember

I gave you cash to help you out

I don’t remember

I moved you in my big blue house

I don’t remember

I don’t remember saying

It was permanent

Remembering for me is such a hassle

Recalling what went on is just too hard

It’s too much strain put on my brain muscle

Oh look, my picture’s on the radio phone card

When did that happen?

I gave you gifts and everything

I don’t remember

I gave you a big engagement ring

I don’t remember

I made the world listen to you sing

I don’t remember

I didn’t need you to do that

I won Ms. Brave

Remembering for me is such a tussle

It gets all jumbled underneath me wig

It’s too much strain to put on my brain muscle

I used to have small ninnies…Now they’re big!

How did that happen?

I bought you a jewellery box

I don’t remember

Where I put it, I forgot

I don’t remember

I put in it 2000 bucks

I don’t… Oh remember

It’s in your guest bedroom

Beneath the sock collection in a paper bag

With goldsmith jewellery written on it

With torn papers out of US magazine

Three of the pages being about the battle between

Brittany Spears and Christina Agulera

Brittany’s better

I don’t remember, don’t remember

Who you are

I was drunk!