Monsters Of The Midday I Did It, I Did It
I saw her standing there
With the light shining brightly in her hair
And her sweater was tight and
I could see she had boobies up under there
Then I was introdo-o-o-oced
All I could say was “Ahu-hu-hu-hu”
Then I turned and I run all the way home
And texted Savannah
I can bench press 600 pounds
And still I’m so shy
I have trouble talking to chicko’s
But I don’t know why
I got her number, I won’t lose it
And I got her permission to use it
Then I sweated and sweated and
Picked up the hummer boat phone
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
I called her up on the phone
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did, it
I’ll never again be alone
We talked for an hour about hummers
Slow burning trees
I really liked her and
I think that she really liked me
My heart was beginning to float
She said she would ride on my boat
I got so exited I just had to call
My friend, Dirty Jim
Hey Jimmy, I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
I really talked to a girl
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
At work place is the best place
To meet the best girls in the world
