F U Santa Claus Lyrics

Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus

You little fat faced queer

I’ve been meaning to whoop your ass

I think I’ll do it this year

You ain’t brought my kids no toys

That is the big old story

I’ll have to buy them all myself

And you’ll get the goddamn glory

Soooo…

Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus

Don’t land on my house

If you do, I swear to God

I’ll let my pit bull out

She is nursing four damn puppies

And when I say attack

She’ll climb up the damn chimney and

She’ll bite you on your sack

Soooo…

Bite me Santa Claus, Bite me Santa Claus

Don’t come round this year

With that damn old rusty sleigh

And them mangy ass reindeer

Dancer is a but hole

Dancer is a fag

Tell Rudolph I’ll make venison sausage

Outta his frickin’ ass

Soooo…

F U Santa Claus, F U Santa Claus

Lord, hear my prayer

I hope that you get ass raped by

That Coke commercial Polar Bear

You never brought me nothin’

Just a hunk of coal

So if you come by my house

I will shove it up your fat ass hole

And then I’m gonna whoop your ass

Behind the damn North Pole