Happy Thanksgiving From The Sunshine State Lyrics

La... l, la la la

Lo li la, t, tra la la

(Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn)

Pass me the turkey and the gator tail

Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell

It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state

Dallas just fumble that forward pass

Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass

It and happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face

It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state

Who's that knocking on our front door

Daddy's cussed out that lady next door

''cause she parked her cadilac in our damn front yard

How you feelin' grandpa

Honey, I'm tired

Where'd they operate on you this time grandpa?

They operated on my ass now pass the coleslaw

Daddy how's your butt?

Well, honey it's just fine (hiccup)

Pass me the turkey and the gator tail

Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell

It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state

Dallas just fumble that forward pass

Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass

It's a happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face

It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state

Mama burned the stuffing, man, it stank

Daddy went to fill up the propane tank

Uncle Randy didn't show up again

Probably out with his black girlfriend

Last year daddy had us in her home

Then she ran off with our damn neck bone

Daddy how's your butt

Well, honey it's almost done, damn

So, pass the Jack Daniels and a glass of ice

Daddy's gonna get tore back tonight

It's another thanksgiving from the sunshine state

Pass the inter section that referee sucks

Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my butt

It's another thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face

It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state

(Shutup! Turn up the damn game! Sit down!)

Happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state