Mark And Greg's Halloween Lyrics

I’m Mark

And I’m Greg

And this is your spook…

Ey Halloween song

Start the truck up, bitch

And hand me a beer

We’re about to have some fun

Snatch that coloured’s candy sack

That’s my candy

Shut up, black!

Go call your daddy if he’s near

I ain’t seen my daddy in years

We’re done with blacks now on to queers

Stop the truck and this pink house

Be quiet, it has a baby mouse

Now stop that faggot’s (Smash, splat)!

That’s what you get for suckin’ cock!

That’s what you get for suckin’ cock!

Halloween, Halloween

I’m drinking beer, beer, beer

I’m stayin’ away from queers on Halloween

I love drinking beer on Halloweeen

I love you Halloween!

I need to pee, please stop the truck

Shut Up Mark, here’s a bingo cup

I filled it up, what do I do?

If only we could find a Jew

If only we could find a Jew

I see one he’s right in our tracks

He’s dressed up and he’s on the back

I need a shot so slow her down

There’s a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town

There’s a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town

Halloween, Halloween

Our favourite time of year

I’m drinkin’ 18 beers on Halloween

I love to drink on Halloween

I’m tired. What are we doing driving?

Halloween’s over we must rest

We dream of Sexy Savannah’s breasts

Shut Up Mark, turn off the light

I’m still laughing about that piece of cock

(Laughing) piece of cock

(Laughing)

Piece of Cock

Piece of Cock