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Welcome To My Job Lyrics


George Carlin Welcome To My Job


Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemax
Welcome to my world
Jagermeister and Captain Crunch
Nicotine and the Brady Bunch
I'm building a boat out of pudding cups
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you
This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world
No you needn't shed a tear
'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. Belvedere
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you, yeah
Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
Can't stand another episode of 'Cheers' tonight
I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
Frasier and Norm, and that dumbass mail man



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