Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks Welcome to my world, welcome to my world Whacking it to late night cinemax Welcome to my world Jagermeister and Captain Crunch Nicotine and the Brady Bunch I'm building a boat out of pudding cups Welcome to my world Welcome to my world Non-stop no girl action without you This old shirt is starting to stink I don't give a damn what people think I can take a leak in the kitchen sink Welcome to my world No you needn't shed a tear 'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer And I've got Mr. Belvedere Welcome to my world Welcome to my world Non-stop no girl action without you, yeah Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight Can't stand another episode of 'Cheers' tonight I hate that Woody, I hate Diane Frasier and Norm, and that dumbass mail man
