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George Carlin Things You Never See




You'd never see a guy jogging down the street listening to a Shitman. No, that's one of those things you never see.

There's a lot of things you never see and you don't know you don't see them because you don't see them. You've got to see something first to know you never saw it. Then you see it and say, "Hey, I never saw that." Too late, you just saw it.

I know things you never see. You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "shit happens." You never see a really big, tall, fat Chinese guy with red hair. You never see a wheelchair with a roll-bar. You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. And, you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a dildo.



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