Frank Stokes Mr. Crump Don't Like It
If Mr Crump don't like it : he ain't going to have it
here
No barrelhouse women : God and drinking no beer
I saw the Baptist sister jump up : and began to shout
But I'm so glad : that that whiskey vote is out
I saw the Methodist sister jumped up : and they had a fit
She was doggone sorry : *weren't* king corn *here*
I saw the Presbyterian sister turn around : and began to
grin
Lord I believe I'll start out : to barrelhousing again
I saw the deacon look around : sister why in the world
don't you hush
I'd rather see you get drunk : than wear this *hubbard*
skirt
You don't like my peaches : don't shake my tree
Don't like my fruit : let my orange juice be
