Benny Troung So Handsome
I just got a call from a reporter
And he had one question for me
He said, "Benny Troung, how you pull so many ho's?"
I tell him this:
So Handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
So handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
Ho, check my jewelry (Bling!) Like a blizzard
Just smoked some kush ('cough') Now I'm slizzered
Make her use her tongue ('slurp') Like a lizard
Took off her pants (What?) She had blisters. (Damn)
That's gross dog, Imma f..ck her sister (Do it.)
Bitch got her pubic hair looking like Hitler. (Yeah.)
Suck on my dick, then she ask me to kiss her. (What?)
Benny don't play that shit (Hell no.) So I kicked her
Catch Benny Troung on the cover of Seventeen
"How many ho's in one day?" "Seventeen."
Had my first threesome, I was only seventeen. (High school.)
On a scale of one to ten (What's that?), I'm a seventeen
So Handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
So handsome
I'm so handsome
Catch Benny Troung on the cover of Playgirl. (Sexy.)
She don't think I'm sexy? Then she's a gay girl. (Homo.)
If she's not gay, then she's a racist. (KKK.)
If she's not racist, then she needs Lasik (She's blind)
Ho, get your eyes fixed. (Fix them.)
I'm fly bitch. (Damn.)
Looking like a young Billy Ray Cyrus
I dumped her; gave the bitch an achy breaky heart;
Leave her ass crying, shaking in the dark. (Boo hoo.)
All these bitches like me
All these bitches love me. (Love me.)
Benny Troung is the young David Duchovny
But this ain't The X-Files
This The Sex Files
Now she's 18, so I'm not a pedophile
Ho, if you're ugly, please don't talk to me. (Nope.)
Already got mad ho's stalking me. (Restraining order.)
Ninety-nine bitches. One problem. (What's that?)
I ran out of condoms
Benny Troung
Male model
Sex symbol
Object of your girlfriend's dreams
So handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
I'm so handsome
So handsome
I'm so handsome
So handsome
I'm so handsome
What it dooski? (What up.)
Just chugged a brewski
Young Benny Troung on the hunt for a hoochie. (Where they at?)
Meet a ho, greet a ho, beat up the coochie ('beat' 'beat')
Leave skeet on her sheets
Chuck up the deuces. (Later!)
She say I'm handsome. (What?)
No sarcasm. (No way!)
I just wink, and the bitch got an orgasm. (Damn.)
Her pussy wet. (Wet.)
Get a mop yo
Young Benny Troung about to get a job-blow
Oops, I mean blow-job
Ho, take your clothes off
Everybody sit down
Time for a role-call:
If you're pussy got hair, shave that shit! (Do it.)
If you about to get laid dog, slay that shit! (Do it.)
If you got my new mix tape, play that shit! (Do it.)
If she ain't trying to bone, then rape that bitch!
...Just kidding. You don't want to rape her. You might go- you know. Not a good idea...
"That's what these bitches be saying to me, man."
"What they say?"
I'm so handsome
So handsome
I'm so handsome
So handsome
So handsome
So handsome
So handsome
I'm so handsome
Let's go
Let's go
Let's go
Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung
Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung
Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung
Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung
Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung
Brad Pitt, Denzel, Benny Troung
So Handsome
