Benny Troung Slightly Retarded
[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
Goldskin the master
I can flow backwards
Two in the afternoon, I'm getting plastered
Never knew my dad
Boo-hoo I'm a bastard
You don't want to push me, I'll shoot me a cracker
Look
My favourite snack is a Yoohoo and acid
Pull out my package and ask you to grab it
Dropped three mixtapes, all were true classics
Part Two gon' make you poo-poo on your mattress
I'm doing fantastic
Head in the oven
But they cut off the gas, I wrote a letter for nothing
If I can't kick the bucket I might as well party
Wake up in the morning, slightly retarded
Singing shoobie-doobie-doo to the hootie-hoo
I might've got Cosby'd
What's my name? Who are you?
Can you tie my shoes?
What's two plus two?
Shoot
At least I didn't screw a dude!
[Chorus]
(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song)
Retarded!
(More Waiphot Phetsuphan)
Retarded!
[Verse 2: Benny Troung]
Damn man I done sampled more Asian shit
Nam Pham said this jam's his favourite
Make your Grandmam do a handstand naked
In my basement
That's bringing home the bacon
Take a bitch ransom, you better make a payment
Or find her remains when they drain the lake basin
Forced penetration
Face mutilated
Tried to remove it, I should have used a razor
Look
It's the greatest hope
It's the Asian Pope
Only difference, I never raped an eight-year-old
I ain't Jared Fogle
I ain't Jackie Chan
Walking round with a boner in my khaki pants
I rock all black, Troung a desperado
On a good day I'm having sex with a model
On a bad day I'm at the dumpster at McDonald's
Roughing through the garbage
Covered in my vomit
[Chorus]
(Unknown Waiphot Phetsuphan song)
Retarded!
(More Waiphot Phetsuphan)
Retarded!