Benny Troung Boogie Nights
[Intro]
(Woman): We heard a young woman say she'd lay down her life for you
(Man): Yes, she would
(Woman): Why would people here in the community lay down their lives for you?
(Man): Because they love you
[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
This Benny Troung, male escort services
Guaranteed to stretch out cervixes
Guaranteed to mess up marriages, not liable if I cause miscarriages
Your Girl look at me she see a wet dream, finna make her cream like she read in the magazine:
Cosmo, Vogue, Glamour, Marie Claire
"I wanna bone, Benny"
Shit, Imma be there
Ran like The Flash, fast as Quicksilver
Cause' I ain't f..ck your wife since like last September
My balls are heavy, they feel like anvils
Devour your damsel, chow down like animal
Got a time machine, and deflowered your Grandma
Shit, I guess that makes me your Grandpa
Shit, I guess that makes me your dad's dad
Tell you like I told him, "Take out the trash, fag."
Father Troung is an abusive pops
Smack you, then ask you: "Who's your god?"
You get grounded, I sent you to garage
To inhale this tube connected to exhaust
[Chorus]
Get your boogie on
Get your boogie shoes
This is Boogie Nights
Get your pussy bruised
Get your clit licked
Get your ass ate
"I love you, Benny!"
That's great
Get your boogie on
Get your boogie shoes
This is Boogie Nights
Get your pussy bruised
Get your clit licked
Get your ass ate
"I love you, Benny!"
That's great
[Verse 2: Benny Troung]
These hoes are lonely
Oh, so lonely
"Benny come hold me
Enlarge my ovaries"
She buy me roses
And write me poetry
Pay me money
Like I won the lottery
Lottery, Scratch-off
Jackpot
Used to jack off
Now I jack off
Down a hoe's throat, with a Zorro mask on
Hoes pay to touch me like Michael Jackson
Had a big bitch, smelled like a garbage can
Her shirt was covered in margarine
I'm not surprised she don't got a man
And if she did, she probably swallowed him
The oldest bitch that I boned was sixty
Tits like a rhino: wrinkled and gristly
Payed me 350, all aboard the pipe
Had to shower twice, though
I was scarred for life, bro
[Chorus]
Get your boogie on
Get your boogie shoes
This is Boogie Nights
Get your pussy bruised
Get your clit licked
Get your ass ate
"I love you, Benny!"
That's great
Get your boogie on
Get your boogie shoes
This is Boogie Nights
Get your pussy bruised
Get your clit licked
Get your ass ate
"I love you, Benny!"
That's great
[Outro]
(Woman 1): What do you think the outside world is like?
(Women 2): Evil. Full of evilness and sin. And I don't want that in my life
(Women 1): So what do you mean by "evilness and sin?"
(Women 2): Fornication, and drug use, and adultery