Benny Troung Going In
[Intro]
Sup? Yeah... It's Benny
[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
I'm Bill Cosby, in a Coogi
Drop her a roofie, hop in her coochie
Hop out her coochie, that's hopscotch (ha ha ha)
Benny going in, get your stopwatch
Used to be fat, almost got the diabetes
Doctor said Benny, you better eat your Wheaties
Stair machine, spinach, yoga, jumping ropes
Now I'm strong enough to bone a hundred hoes (yeah)
Drink a little bud, smoke a little bud
Give my dick a rub, eat a chicken club (shit)
Everybody want a picture
You can catch the B.A.R. (where?)
At your Bar Mitzvah
You can catch the B.A.R
At your quinceañera (hola)
Performing F..ck Jackie Chan in Spanish (puto)
Babysit your kids, Benny miss them all (for real)
Take your handicapped sister to the prom, it's me
[Chorus]
Benny on the mic, going in going in
Benny on the beat, going in going in
Dick in her mouth, going in going in
Ball-ball-ball-balls on her chinny chin chin
Too many ugly hoes up in this mofo
Too many f..ckboys up in this mofo
Too many ugly hoes up in this mofo
Too many f..ckboys up in this mofo
[Verse 2: Benny Troung]
Born with the cousins of Mr. Miyagi
He taught me how to make bitches soggy
Who you know do a freestyle in Burger King
Walk up into Burger King, I'ma order everything
Mofo, I play my own instruments
Everybody like it, even the senior citizens
Even your siblings, even the immigrants
No wonder why they call me the Asian Jimi Hendrix (for real)
Too much weed got me paranoid (paranoid)
Not enough weed got me paranoid (paranoid?)
We popped got these f..ckboys paranoid
Wave at his bitch, now they're divorced (sorry)
I'm the last of a dying breed (shit...)
I just boned twins, Siamese
I had a hoe that was Chinese (ni hao)
She made me some Nikes
[Chorus]
Benny on the mic, going in going in
Benny on the beat, going in going in
Dick in her mouth, going in going in
Ball-ball-ball-balls on her chinny chin chin
Too many ugly hoes up in this mofo
Too many f..ckboys up in this mofo
Too many ugly hoes up in this mofo
Too many f..ckboys up in this mofo
