Wax Tomorrow
I ain't ever gonna drink again
I ain't ever gonna smoke again
And I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow
Yo, since I got this money
I ain't been able to walk straight
I'm buying drugs and alcohol at the bulk rate
Man this change has been crazy
I'll probably end up living like Rick James in the 80's
People say I should get up on a 12 step
But this is too fun to seek help yet
I'm probably gonna ruin my career
And the money that I got I will go through it in a year
Man I'm through with drinking beer, I'm so done popping E
Come tomorrow ain't no one stopping me
I'm going join a f..cking soccer league
But that's tomorrow man, tonight I'm getting f..cked up you best believe that shit
I ain't ever gonna drink again
I ain't ever gonna smoke again
And I'm gonna start tomorrow (I'm gonna get a nicotine patch man)
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow
So tonight is my last HOO-RA
And I'm gonna get super tomorrow trashed at my bar
I know everything's gonna work out right
And I sing this song every night
Yo, I ain't even gotta walk to the corner store
I call this company called store to door
They deliver in the morning or night
So I can always order bud light
I'm like a kid in a candy store
But more like a pedophile in a little girl's pantie drawer
Damn the shit ain't right
I'm gonna change but not tonight man
I ain't ever gonna drink again (Never)
I ain't ever gonna smoke again (Nope)
And I'm gonna start tomorrow (I can't even see straight right now)
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow
Tomorrow, check it out!
I'm so stupid to be this rich
Got my own big house you should see this bitch
Got my own studio with a motherfucking bar in it
A driveway got my brand new car in it
I need to wise up
I need to act right
Fuck it, let's celebrate this one last night
I ain't ever gonna drink again
I ain't ever gonna smoke again
And I'm gonna start tomorrow (I'm talking with the man in the mirror)
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend (Time for change)
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow (Gonna be a new man)
So tonight is my last HOO-RA
And I'm gonna get super tomorrow trashed at my bar
I know everything's gonna work out right (I just know it)
And I sing this song every night
