Wax Happy Happy Joy Joy
Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky
Weaselteats. [*]
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about
being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll
teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!
[chorus]
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little
critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's
very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you
didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!