Tim Hawkins Old White Man
black socks, no shoes
chugging can of Mountain Dew
t-shirt, box of shorts
on a Lazy-boy watching sports
and eating cheetos just as fast as I can
might as well face it I'm an old white man
work hard, pay the bills
call my buddies, fire up the grill
hot dogs, baked beans
love handles spillin over my jeans
swattin flies with the back of my hand
might as well face it I'm an old white man
shut this, close that
get your hands off my thermostat
flat screen, golf clubs
makin payments on a new hot tub
already spent my retirement plan
every girl crazy bout an old white man
