Tim Hawkins Irritating
(Spoken:)
"Uh-huh"
"Goes like this"
"Uh-huh"
"That's just the way it is"
"Uh-huh"
"Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?"
"Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal again, please?"
(Not spoken:)
I'm out
Drivin' in my car
I'm not
Goin' very far
Bummed out
'Cuz I forgot all my CD's
And MP3's
So I turn
On the radio
Hope I
Hear a song I know
But each
Time I do I hear this song
And it's so wrong
Give it a rest
You sound like a pest
You're tryin' to be cool
You're in middle school
If I had a chace
I'd ask Avrille Vigne -
Tell me
Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?
I know that when I
Hear it some 20 times a day it gets me frustrated
When I hear you
And you nag
And you whine
And you wheeze
And you scream
And you're bad
And I don't think I
Ever never really hear a song that I so much hated
Oh, no
Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?
I know that I just
Feel like I'm gonna heave every time they play it
I hate it when you
And you nag
And you whine
And you wheeze
And you scream
And you're bad
And I don't think I
Ever never really heard a song so overrated
Oh, no
(Spoken:)
"Hey... exuse - yeah... My - my voice is doing that again... Yeah... No - no... no I'm not, I'm... No I'm not, I'm not telling - I'm not critiquing you, okay, I just... can you make it... normal?... wait... don't... where are you going??? Wait... hey, come back!!!....."
