Straight Outta Junior High Went Limp Quick
I'm so excited this is great,
she drinks, she smokes, she stays out late.
She looks like a pornostar
but not as slutty and her teeth are straight.
She invited me to her pad.
If I could score it would be rad.
Got a condom in her hand
and she's taking off her pants
then she put in that shitty band.
She said her favorite band was Limp Bizkit.
I asked her please "Could you turn off that shitty shit?"
She said "Fuck no!" and cranked up her stereo,
I got nauseous and I knew I had to leave the f..cking room.
I haven't seen her for three weeks.
I bet she thinks that I'm a creep.
Couldn't get it up, I was out of luck,
later that night I couldn't sleep.
