Straight Outta Junior High Love Song
I know you're the girl on TV,
But I can't see why you're not with me.
I know we'll be together soon.
We will spend our life together
I'll be with you now and forever,
Although you have three names, not two.
I know what you did last summer
So would you ever date drummer?
The two of us could write a song.
I will show you how to skateboard,
You'll talk to me and I will be bored
I'm sure we'll really get along.
[Chorus]
Don't tempt fate, Well I can't hardly wait
Cuz Jenny Love Hewitt, you will be mine
It may take some luck, it may take some time.
You might get wrinkled, you might get old
But I'll be there when your tits explode
I swear there's nothing wrong with me,
I'm not a drunk-ass like bailey, can't you see your destiny?
It's I love love and love loves me for real.
I saw you in a video for that crap boy band LFO,
Of course you'll be in all of ours.
Tara Reid is pretty hot and Carson knew he lost a lot.
You're a better catch by far.
[Chorus]
Don't tempt fate, Well I can't hardly wait
Cuz Jenny Love Hewitt, you will be mine
It may take some luck, it may take some time.
You might get wrinkled, you might get old
But I'll be there when your tits explode
I swear there's nothing wrong with me,
I'm not a drunk-ass like bailey, can't you see your destiny?
It's I love love and love loves me for real
Love you would have the time of your life,
If you wanted to live as my wife
You know you'd get the best of me.
But if you think it wouldn't work,
You think I'm dumb and I'm a jerk I'd call up your old friend Lacy
[Chorus]
Don't tempt fate, Well I can't hardly wait
Cuz Jenny Love Hewitt, you will be mine
It may take some luck, it may take some time.
You might get wrinkled, you might get old
But I'll be there when your tits explode
I swear there's nothing wrong with me,
I'm not a drunk-ass like bailey, can't you see your destiny?
It's I love love and love loves me for real
