Boner Lyrics

Straight Outta Junior High Boner

Got a boner
In class
Class is over but I got this boner yeah
Got a boner
Think fast
I'm the owner of a big old boner yeah

Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no

Got a boner
In class
Class is over and I got this boner yeah
She leans over
Bra strap
Teacher's older but I got this boner yeah

Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard no
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard

Oh golly
What am I gonna do to get rid of my erection nate
I don't know stu
Sounds like you got yourself in a pickle
I think we should think of things that aren't hot
Like?

Baseball
Hockey
Janet Reno
In a speedo
Teletubbies
My sister naked, ew
Captain kangaroo
Uh...sperm whales!
Christina Aguilera
On top of Britney Spears
In a hot tub
In a hot tub
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Dental assistants
Women's tennis
Brad Pitt!
What? Brad Pitt?
Yeah, didn't you see Interview With A Vampire?
Didn't ya?

Oh no! He's got a boner again
Oh no! He's got a boner again
Oh no! He's got a boner again
Oh no! He's got a boner again