Straight Outta Junior High Office Depose
Took the last cup of coffee
Just like you always do
And you don’t make a new pot
That means I have to
Can’t you read plain English?
Can’t you read the sign I made?
I says your mom don’t work here
And I am not your maid
So cozy in your corner office
You don’t deserve a cubicle
I’m telling the supervisor
I’m writing a bad evaluation
In hopes you’ll be fired
I saw you take a stapler
I think I saw you take some pens
I see you taking notepads
Time and time again
You’re always taking sick leave
You’re always taking off early
How do you get your work done?
Makes no sense to me
And at last summer’s office potluck
You didn’t bother to bring a dish
