I'll Never Be An Astronaut Lyrics

Straight Outta Junior High I'll Never Be An Astronaut

Should have paid attention
Should have went to class
But I had to play Mario Kart and James Bond Goldeneye
In this stupid rat race
I’ll finish next to last
Wrap me in that shiny shit and pat me on the back
But you’re stuck with me and I am stuck with you
That’s just fine with me because of all you do
You make me forget all my regrets
That I’ll never be an astronaut
I’ll never be anything cool
Never be a doctor No
You make me forget all my regrets
That I’ll never be a diplomat
I’ll never have my own limousine
But I’ll always have you Whoa
Gonna find a ladder
Climb it to success
I think I start at Walmart cuz they have good benefits
I can be a greeter
I can stock the shelves
Make them pay 8 bucks an hour or I’ll go somewhere else
But you’re stuck with me and I am stuck with you
That’s just fine with me because of all you do
I’m sorry I’ll never be the best for you
I apologize there’s not much I can do
I’m sorry I wouldn’t change a thing
Whoa Whoa Whoa I’m broke
I Guess your mom was right