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Straight Outta Junior High Girlfriend


Girlfriend I wouldn't care if you smelled
like cat piss I'd still think you were great.
Thank you for bailing me out of jail
cuz last night I made a few mistakes.
Girlfriend you don't care if I haven't showered
and I smell like cat piss.
And if I haven't brushed my teeth
for three weeks you'd still give me a kiss.
Whooo-hooo Whooo-hooo Nanananananana
Girlfriend you didn't care when I left you
stranded in Target's parking lot,
and when I showed up three hours later
you understood I just forgot.
Oh Yeah. What can I say?
I am worthless without your love.
Wasting away,
if I don't get some ass tonight I'll die.
I look in your eyes, the piss smell subsides,
I know that you're mine oh baby you're mine.
If I don't get some ass tonight I'll die.



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