Straight Outta Junior High Al Qaeda
Hey there Al Qaeda I got an idea
Stop being assholes in the middle east
Leave Afghanistan come to TV land
And try to do some good for once at least
You're all a bunch of slobs just looking for a cause
You would do most anything to get close to god
I know it sounds odd an MTV jihad
You're only killing imbeciles is that so wrong
Hey Al Qaeda I gotta lotta ideas
Whitney and LC in The Hills sunning
A sniper rifle's never out of reach
Spencer and Heidi won't see it coming
Blow up their humvee with an IED
A bunch of spoiled teens all blown to smithereens
Would be my favorite episode of sweet sixteen
I'm not being mean it's right there on the screen
The most insipid bullshit of society
Hey Al Qaeda I gotta lotta ideas
