Richie Kavanagh Chicken Talk
[Richie] ... Johnny
[Johnny] .... ya
[Richie] ....When was the first time you heard a naughty word
First time I heard a naughty word was when I was a child
I heard it from the chickens; me granny she went wild
Me granny says "Now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse."
"B'gosh," I says to granny, "'twas the chicken said it first!"
CHORUS
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Now this is chicken talk
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
This is what they say
When the chickens they do lay
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout
She says to me "Now Johnny, shut that eff'n' chicken's mouth."
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around
And yet the bloody chicken wouldn't stop that eff'n' sound
CHORUS
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Now this is chicken talk
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
This is what they say
When the chickens they do lay
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Then granny started cursing but the chicken said it first
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed
Granny said "I never seen the like in all my life!
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife!"
CHORUS
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say
When the chickens they do lay
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
So lets all sing along
Lets sing the chicken song
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Quack quack quack quack, went the duck
But the chicken still said fock
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Now this is chicken talk
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
This is what they say
When the chickens they do lay
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off