Richie Kavanagh The Mobile Phone
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Verse 1]
Oh, this mobile phone, it is a curse
And it makes an awful hole in her purse
With her mobile phone, she gets such a thrill
But her smile disappears when she gets the fill
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Verse 2]
On Sunday it rang in the middle of mass
And all the children thought it was great gas
Some people thought it was the Angelus
But the priest on the alter was furious
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Verse 3]
Last week, I was courting her in my car
And she was letting me go too far
The next thing, her mobile phone did ring
Just as I was about to put my hand on her...
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
If you're looking for a girlfriend, now, you see
My advice to you would be
If the girl that you fancy has a mobile phone...
Don't bother about her, just leave her alone
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Outro]
"Hello, is this Fenagh double two, double two?"
"No, this is Fenagh two two, two two"
"Ah, I'm sorry for getting you out of the bed"
"Ah, sure, I had to come down and answer the phone anyway"