Misdemeanor Things In My Room
My crusty bed that's all messed up And my ronchy ass guitar An old wrestling trophy I bought at a yard sale And a Bart Simpson doll My rusty old television that only gets three channels And my broken Nintendo, thats next to my Right Guard A Calvin and Hobbes treasury and a flyer for A concert I never went to My old skate board and a picture of my Girlfriend that isn't really my girlfriend anymore A MAD magazine and a Rage Against the Machine poster Some socks that hang over my toy box and A picture I drew of this guy that smells That is now my girlfriend's boyfriend That old pencil sharpener that vibrates And a moldy cup of milk my friend left in here While we were watching Jerry Springer A clock that runs two hours late And a half empty can of spray paint An old seven Inch of Ronald Lovemaker And a framed picture of a guy in a yellow suit There's also some boogers, but I'm not telling where those are.
