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Misdemeanor Gigapet (a Punk Song)
My little gigapet Yeah, we're so close He's always near I never leave him at home We're real good buddies Till the end of time Yeah, little gigapet Your mine all mine I feed you chicken and then I watch you grow And after a long day We play tic-tac-toe Well, then I have to scoop your crap But then it all pays off When I see you take a nap My little gigapet Yeah, we're so close He's always near I never leave him at home We're real good buddies Till the end of time Yeah, little gigapet Your mine all mine You bark when you need help When you're troubled You give me a yelp When I you're bad, I slap you in the head If I keep doing that, well, you'll be dead My little gigapet Yeah, we're so close He's always near I never leave him at home We're real good buddies Till the end of time Yeah, little gigapet Your mine all mine Yesterday I was playing Kick ball with my dudes Then you barked because You needed some foods Oh, how I love my little gigapet And when you die I just press reset My little gigapet Yeah, we're so close He's always near I never leave him at home We're real good buddies Till the end of time Yeah, little gigapet Your mine all mine
