Madhatter Ultimate Warp Zone
The beautiful Princess Lawna is filled with despair
I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer
I only wish it didn't have to end this way
Do not give up hope yet princess
There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar
The legend of Videoland foretells of a young warrior
From another land
Who shall warp into our world and lead you to victory
He is Capitan N the game master
Behold!
The Ultimate Warp Zone!
Yeah, c'mon King Hippo, you ain't got nothin'-oh shit,
yeah uh
Umm
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
What the...
I'm Princess Lawna.
Oh, what up baby?
I'm MadHatter.
I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore
Where the hell am I?
You're in Videoland!
Uhh...
The Ultimate Warp Zone brought you here.
What, cause I'm like the king of the old school
Nintendo nerds?
Something like that.
Right.
The Legend foretold of your coming to restore freedom
freedom freedom.
That's why I gave you that Super Power Pad and Zapper.
You mean this shit is real?
Aw hell yeah!
It's on like Donkey Kong!
Literally.