Madhatter Ganon Slayer
I roll through Hyrule, swingin my blade. (chop!)
I got mad rupees, hella paid,
and I'm on a quest to eliminate Ganon.
Some say I'm a loose cannon. (tch)
Just becase I like to throw my swords,
and leave 'em stuck dead in ya vocal cords.
That don't mean you have to hate.
Extinguishing evil is my fate. (yeah)
So I roam the land everyday and night,
lookin for adventure, lookin to fight.
Ganon is a wizard, but I am much greater.
My name is Link and I'm the hater exterminator. (ha!)
Don't test me, I come hard.
Don't make me put you with the ghosts in the graveyard.
North-West, South-West.
Secret passage ways in the forest. (yes)
I gotta get that Triforce back,
or the kingdom will think I'm hella whack.
Check it, don't think I'mma let that happen, (no)
I sword fight just as good as I'm rappin'. (hell yeah)
Miss Zelda is my lust, (uh)
to win this princess over
I must wipe the darkness from these lands.
I won't stop 'til I got Ganon's blood on my hands.
That's right fool, I'm comin' for yo pig faced ass!
(yeah!)
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me! Nothin'!
Send yo best henchmen!
The Triforce is mine!
Motha F..cka...
I stop to ask for directions (yep)
from an old man in the secret dungeon section. (what?)
But this is what the old man spoke,
"Dodongo dislike smoke." --What the f..ck?
I guess I'm better off by myself.
Killing my enemies, stealing their wealth.
And I'm savin up for expensive things:
Arrows, potions, and power rings. (yeah)
All you moblins ain't worth a dime.
Octoroks ain't worth my time. (nope)
Lots of people are scared of spiders right?
Well, I ain't scared of no God damn tektite. (haha)
Bring it on, bitch, bring it on.
Once I find you, you won't last long.
Make fun of my tunic, I ain't mad.
The healing fairies all think I'm rad. (sexy!)
Beat me. Torture me. Cut me up.
I'll feel up a fairy, and she'll heal me up. (uh)
I'm unstoppable, you can't win.
Even if I die, I'll come back again.
So bring yo monstas, they can die too.
Ganon! I'm comin for you...
-So Link continued his journey.
Into the catacombs of Death Mountain. Wherein lies
his ultimate fate. To face Ganon, and return the
Triforce
to Hyrule...
I hack and I slash and I stab and I cut
when I finally find Ganon, I will f..ck him up.
But this dungeon's a maze, and I am getting lost.
But I will find that bastard, no matter the cost.
Digdogger was mean, but I pulled out my bow.
I shot him in the eye with a silver arrow.
A dark nut is nothing but a stain on my sword.
These weak little creatures are leaving me bored.
So I keep on walking 'til I find me a map.
Now I light my candle, and I head down the path.
And I hack and I slash and I kick some more ass.
My health is now dropping.
How long will I last?
I drink my last potion, my mouth is so dry.
And I'm bleeding so much that I fear I might die.
But I will not give up, and on that you can bet.
I will save this kingdom, this ain't over yet!
**(chorus)
Good vs. Evil
No rest
Death Mountain
My quest
Journey to the underground layer
My name is Link
I'm the Ganon Slayer!
**(repeat chorus)
I found heart containers with a bit of luck,
and I use my compass so I'm no longer stuck.
Now I'm outside the layer of my enemy.
So I focus my hate to build more energy.
I kick down the door, but to my suprise
Ganon dissapeared right before my very eyes.
So I stood there and froze in the deep of the dark.
The only sound was the beating of my heart.
But I sensed a movement behind me so I swung
with my Master Sword, and I guess it must've stung.
'Cause Ganon lay hurt as he fell to the floor.
Then I shot about 12 arrows into that whore.
Now Ganon is dead, and the Triforce is back.
And I am a hero.
Zelda is on her back.
I ended my quest in the princess so deep.
I busted my nut, and then I fell asleep.
**(repeat chorus)