Madhatter Operation N313
You wanna know about Operation N313?
Well, sit down, this might take awhile to explain...
Yo
Parachuting from the plane as my boots touch down
on the ground, in the jungle without making a sound.
Checkin with Big Boss on the transceiver radio.
Now it's time to start the show.
"I FEEL ASLEEP", said the guard on the path.
So I snuck up and I punched him in his sleepy ass.
(Ha!)
I run from the guards.
Holy Cow!
They must be putting crack in that puppy chow! (yeah)
I take out more guards, steal their keycards,
making them moan like a bunch of retards.
Into Building 1, I finally find a gun. (ha)
A gasmask, some missiles, and a cardboard box for fun.
Silencer, grenade launcher. (yeah)
Just your normal day for your average sauveteur.
I thought nothin' could ruin my rapture,
but this about the time that my ass got captured.
They put me in a cell next to Gray Fox.
I helped him escape and got out of that box.
I grab my backpack full of gear,
but was met by a guard with a shocking spear.
I told him to give up, but he would not succumb.
So I shot our sea missles right up his rectum. (hahaha)
The same goes for them fools Twin Shot.
My grenades made them suckas feel not so hot. (yeah)
(Alarm sounds) (Punching Sound Effects)
Machine Gun Kid trying to take me down,
but I took out my Baretta and I popped that clown.
Down the elevator and I'm on my way.
Outer Heaven's blood will spray because..
**(Chorus)
I'm a one man weapon of mass destruction.
Special Forces agent don't need an introduction.
FOXHOUND specialist, and you know I'm pissed.
You take a look amiss, I might give ya neck a twist.
Operation N313.
I can choose to sneak or cause a killing spree.
But, lemme make one thing crystal clear:
Solid Snake doesn't fear a Metal Gear.
(End Chorus)
This is where shit really starts to stir.
I was stopped by a muscle-bound supersoldier.
You are not Arnold Schwarzenegger, no you are not sir.
Oh yes, depart with my rocket launcher. (boom!)
Next up Fire Trooper and Coward Duck
Till CaTaffy, does it look like I give a f..ck??
Nothin' will stop me from completing my mission.
Steady leaving guards in critical condition. (yeah)
I finally find Dr. Pettrovich.
Who told me how to give Metal Gear a computer glitch.
(cool)
But then he gave me some shocking infromation,
"Big Boss is the leader of the Outer Heaven Nation"
WHAT THE HELL!?
No way! My own commander is the one to betray? (no)
Planted explosives on the super computer.
Only one dirty dog left that I gotta neuter.
I found Big Boss and I crushed his gulls.
I also crushed his skull with a dilsur missile
I blew that place up, and I ran from the heat.
Another mission complete because..
**(Chorus)
I'm a one man weapon of mass destruction.
Special Forces agent don't need an introduction.
FOXHOUND specialist, and you know I'm pissed.
You take a look amiss, I might give ya neck a twist.
Operation N313.
I can choose to sneak or cause a killing spree.
But, lemme make one thing crystal clear:
Solid Snake doesn't fear a Metal Gear.
**(Repeat Chorus)
There ain't too much I do fear.
There isn't a nuclear holocaust that I can't handle.
FOXHOUND. Solid Snake.
Les Enfants Terribles, Bitch!
Yeah...
(Punching)
(Snake is spotted)
(!)
(Alarm Sounds)
(Chase Music Ensues)
(Game Over)