Lancashire Hotpots The Firewall Song
You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty
films
But there's one vital thing you didn't do
A momentary lapse of concentration left a gap
And now your whole hard drive is up the wall
Oh a Trojan horse has entered
A worm is in't C drive
I told you all about Macafee
It hasn't taken long and now I've written you this song
Before you hit download here's what fot dee
Get thi'sen a firewall
Get internet security
Get thi'sen a firewall
Download one for free
Now there's so many x rated popups
You can hardly blooming see
With every 'X' you click you get 5 more
Your desktop needs a tidy it'll take till a week next
Friday
And wife's here now, she wants fot talk on Skype
So you try t'delete your history and get rid of all
cookies
Calm down yer gerrin sweaty, whats the rush?
You left it all too late, your shared folder was an
open gate
You've gone and got yourself a big virus, I told yer
You should have had a firewall
You should have had internet security
You should have had a firewall
Download one for free
