Album Name : Never Mind the Hotpots
Release Date : 2009-06-01
Song Duration : 1:29
Lancashire Hotpots I Met A Girl On Myspace
Oh I got myself a myspace page
It really is the best
I logged into it tother day
It said new friend request
It were from a lass in lancashire
her page had loads of hits
I saw the pictures in her profile
and she had absolutely massive...
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Right Here We Go
I sent her instant messages
I posted on her blog
I said lets meet in Wetherspoons
So we could have a snog
She said she had no transport
and so a lift she'd catch
and if I played my cards right
I'd get to feel her
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS
Word to your mother
How is your mother?
We walked home from pub together
I even bought her chips
I kissed her on the doorstep
She said can't you kiss me on the lips
We carried on our courting
But then I had a reet big shock
It turns out it wasn't a girl at all
It was a fella with a massive...
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
