Lancashire Hotpots Sat Nav
Ever since I got behind the wheel
A sensation that I always feel
Whether searchin for ale or for thy next meal
And drivin' mile on mile
It's into gear and away we go
It's not too fast and I'm not too slow
I'm trying to get to get to Clitheroe
But I end up in Carlilse... ohhhhhhhhhhh
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Get thi down to pie shop
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
To find some home brew
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down tut pub, aye
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thee a Tom Tom or some kind of other satellite
tracking device instead
The missus shoutin' in me ear
It's not that turn it's this one here
But all I want is a pint o' beer
Or to get home for a nap
I come tut roundabout, past the lights
Swung a left, I shudda took a right
The missus shouts and starts a fight
I've forgot fot bring the map
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pie shop
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
To find some home brew
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down tut pub, aye
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thee a Tom Tom or some kind of other satellite
tracking device instead
