You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names Lyrics

Jock Cheese You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names

Some people sleep their way to fame
Some stay celibate
Some try talent, Some use luck
Some are picked by fate

People seem to want to know
How to capture fame
I've found the answer here you go
Just have two first names

Two first names you bet your arse
That's the secret key
If you want to take your place amongst
The world's celebrities

Two first names you do it now
The deed poll is a factor
Become as worthless to the world
As a model or an actor

It's good to know that fame
Dont come and pick people at random
If celebs aren't worth what they've got
Surely to god we'd can em

Though fame's a case of damn hard work
Talent, skill and knowin'
If all that above dont work
Just change your cognomen

The answer is just have two first names

John, where he went wrong