Jock Cheese You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names
Some people sleep their way to fame
Some stay celibate
Some try talent, Some use luck
Some are picked by fate
People seem to want to know
How to capture fame
I've found the answer here you go
Just have two first names
Two first names you bet your arse
That's the secret key
If you want to take your place amongst
The world's celebrities
Two first names you do it now
The deed poll is a factor
Become as worthless to the world
As a model or an actor
It's good to know that fame
Dont come and pick people at random
If celebs aren't worth what they've got
Surely to god we'd can em
Though fame's a case of damn hard work
Talent, skill and knowin'
If all that above dont work
Just change your cognomen
The answer is just have two first names
John, where he went wrong
