Jock Cheese Up There Calisi
Book me in for a President
Now a band of Patriotic sentiment
Introduce virus pest control
That reacts to the nation of green and gold
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
Jingle writers, that means you
John Williamson run like Ol Man Emu
Soft journos, we'll exterminate
And Bruce McAvaney can commentate
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
You'll never walk again
Up there Calisi, in there and fight
Wipe that jingleism overnight
There's no marketing that can stop it it
I dont care if there's ten Tony Locketts
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again
And you'll never walk again.....