Hell Orbs Dad Yard
[Verse 1]
Climate change is real and I changed the climate
I killed all the plants because I f..cking like it
It's a hundred and ten degrees in January
It's a hundred and ten degrees in February
And I don't give a f..ck, I love climate change
And I don't give a f..ck about the future of Earth
I put incandescent bulbs out in my f..cking yard and then I mow 'em up and I eat the grass with the glass
[Bridge 1]
I'm gonna eat grass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat ass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat your f..cking grass
I'm gonna mow my f..cking grass
I'm gonna eat your f..cking glass
I'm gonna eat your f..cking grass
If I f..ck up my stomach, then I'll get a new stomach
I don't give a rat f..ck, I'm gonna eat your grass
[Verse 2]
Climate change is real and I'm gonna f..ck a polar bear with carbon emissions
They didn't listen
Now I'm gonna f..ck a penguin with some greenhouse gas
F..ck a little penguin in the greenhouse ass
And I don't give a f..ck
It's a hundred thirty f..cking degrees in February 'cause I changed the climate
[Bridge 2]
I'm gonna eat your grass
I'm gonna eat some glass
I'm gonna eat your grass and I'm gonna mow your grass
And I'm gonna go, gonna go face down, face down
[Refrain]
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking, f..cking, f..cking, f..cking
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f..cking knees