Hell Orbs Log Off
[Intro]
That's a life underwater with extreme grilling skills
And I destroy you like your parents will
[Pre-Chorus]
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
[Chorus]
Log off, log off, log off, log off
Log off, log off, log off, log off
Log off, log off, log off, log off
Log off, log off, log off, log off
Log off (yeah), log off, log off (yeah), log off
Log off (yeah), log off, log off (yeah), log off (uh)
Log off (uh), log off (uh), log off (uh), log off (hit the button)
Log off (uh), log off (yeah), log off (yeah), log off
[Verse 1]
Goosebumped up
Back the truck up
Underwater limbs
And all kinds of f..ckups
Steroid injection
With a MRSA infection
Pick a reaper, Deadwood
I grill you like your dad would
With charcoal and a Cognac
I hate you like a ballsack
Your dad hates your new career
It's understandable
Your dad hates all the new beer
'Cause it's objectionable
Your dad loves to burn
Your dad loves to learn
Your dad loves charcoal
And I love charcoal
[Pre-Chorus]
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
Time to toot the flute
Honk the hog off
Time for you to log off
[Chorus]
Log off, log off, log off, log off
Log off, log off, log, log l-l-log off
Log off, log off, log off, log off
Log off, log off, log l-l-l-l-log o-off
Log off (yeah), log off, log off (yeah), log off
Log off (yeah), log off, log, log (yeah), log off
Log off (uh), log off (uh), log off (uh), log off (uh)
Log off (uh), log off (yeah), log off (yeah), log o-o-o-o-o-o-off (yeah)
[Verse 2]
You should be ashamed of yourself
Hating on the jelq
Your dad read your comments
And he said no comment
Your dad hates your choice of lifestyle
Well I hate your lifestyle, yeah
I think you should go to toot the flute, yeah
I think you should blow your bicycle horn
Your dad wishes you were not ever born
Your dad wishes he had burned off your corn
Stop checking out porn
[Verse 3]
[?] of steroid injections
Your dad hates your MRSA infection
This is the underwater trials of real life with the big man
You hate the jelq boys?
We will squeeze you and destroy
Jelq men in full effect