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Piss Admiral Dildo Captain Lyrics


Hell Orbs Piss Admiral Dildo Captain

[Verse 1]
That's right, yeah
Piss man with the ultimate skeleton
Coming to your house
Piss man with the new CD
I got the dildos out
Seventy-four minutes
I got the compact flash for your ass
Straight destiny for your ass
I got the compact flash of destiny

I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg

[Chorus]
Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion
Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion

Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion
I wanna fix your leg (yeah)
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna leg
Yeah, I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna f..ck your leg
I mean fix it

[Verse 2]
Step to me with the broken tibia
Step to me with the broken fibula
I give you a new way to touch it
I give you a new way to function
I wanna f..ck your tibia
I wanna f..ck your infibular intestine
I wanna f..ck your hernia
It's pretty good for a hernia
And I'm the dildo captain
I run my dildo ship
I ride the dildo into the Arctic
And then I f..ck a polar bear
'Cause I don't give a shit about the climate
I don't give a shit, why don't you try it
Piss admiral is my name and my texture

[Chorus]
Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion
Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion
Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion
Piss admiral dildo captain
Crystal orb with dildo skeleton
Femur out with crystal lesson
Tibia with mad suggestion

I wanna fix your leg
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna f..ck your leg
I mean fix it, fix it
I wanna fix your leg
I wanna f..ck your leg
I straight up wanna f..ck your leg and then f..ck it, f..ck it


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