Answering Machines Lyrics

George Carlin Answering Machines

And answering machines. Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message, you know? Ugh... And you can't understand a word of it, 'cause the kid's a f..ckin' imbecile
Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren't home but *beep*
Here's my message, Stacy... I'm comin' over to your house with a big knife. Then I'm going to kill mommy and daddy. Then I'm gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat. After that, I'm gonna take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your *beep*