2nu This Is Ponderous
THIS IS PONDEROUS MAN... REALLY PONDEROUS...
I HAD THIS DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT...
I WENT TO WORK ONE DAY... AND NOBODY REMEMBERED WHO I
WAS....
SO, I DECIDED TO TAKE THE DAY OFF...
ON MY WAY OUT, I RUN INTO MY BOSS AND HE SAY'S, "HEY,
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR..."
I SAID, "THANKS, PEOPLE SAY THAT A LOT IN THESE
DREAMS."
THEN THE HORNS KICKED IN (SFX) AND MY SHOES STARTED TO
SQUEAK. (SFX)
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M STANDING ON A BEACH IN SOME
TROPICAL PART OF THE WORLD...AND THERE'S THIS SIGN THAT
SAYS... "AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK..." (HAHA)
IT SORT OF SCREAMED OUT AT ME... (SCREAM)...
THEN I REMEMBERED, I'D BEEN HERE IN OTHER DREAMS, BUT
USUALLY THERE WAS A WATER POLO GAME AND A GIRL WHO
COULD TALK WITH HER EYES... AND SHE'D SAY.. "CAN YOU
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?" THEN THE HORN KICKED IN (SFX) AND
MY SHOES STARTED TO SQUEAK...(SFX)
BEFORE I KNEW IT... I WAS WALKING NEAR A LAKE WHEN A
PHONE RINGS (SFX) AND THE OPERATOR SPEAKS TO ME IN A
LANGUAGE I DON'T UNDERSTAND...
OOM PAPACHUCKA MAKA NANU SINGOW.
MELING KAPALANA WANI DOMO CHINGPOW..
HEDDY KAPALUA CUMA JENISING TEA...
OOMAMA CHUCKA PANA ONE IS NOW THREE....
THEN THE HORNS KICKED IN. (SFX) AND MY SHOES STARTED TO
SQUEAK (SFX)
BEFORE LONG, I WAS COMING UP ON THIS WEIRD PART OF MY
DREAM... YOU KNOW, THE PART WHERE I KNOW HOW TO TAP
DANCE... BUT I CAN ONLY DO IT WHILE WEARING GOLF
SHOES...
NOW, I'M BACK ON THE BEACH... WALKING WITH THIS GIRL
WHO TALKS WITH HER EYES. THIS TIME SHE SAY'S. "I THINK
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING..."
THEN JUST BEFORE I WOKE UP. IT STARTED TO RAIN IN
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA...
(REPEAT CHORUS)
A GIRL WHO COULD TALK WITH HER EYES...
CAN YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK? (HAHA.)
THIS IS PONDEROUS MAN... REALLY PONDEROUS...
OOOOHHHH (HORNS)
(SQUEAK SFX)
