2nu Spaz Attack
I WAS GOING TO THIS PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT... BUT I
DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO RECOGNIZE ME.... SO I DECIDED TO
CHANGE MY NAME ..... TO NARDO.......
WHEN I GET THERE THIS... THIS GUY SAY'S... HEY... I
KNOW SOMEBODY WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU....I SAID.."OH
YEAH, SO DO I... BUT I GUESS I'M JUST NOT TODAY...
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS FULLY BEAUTIFUL.. TIGHTLY WRAPPED
VENUS DEMILO "LOOK ALIKE" COMES IN... WHEN SHE WALKS
BY... I SAY, "I THINK MY IMAGINATION IS STARTING TO RUN
WILD"... AND SHE SAY'S...."I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH
MY CAT..."
SOON AS I HEARD HER VOICE.....MY LIPS STARTED TO GO
BALLISTIC...... (GUITAR) ...IT COULD ONLY BE ONE
THING......
S P A Z A T T A C K
SHE SAY'S HER NAME IS "HELGA THE PONY WOMAN".... THE
FIRST WOMAN TO EVER SAY..."TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A
RIGHT.... BUT THREE DO." SO I TELL HER MY NAME IS NARDO
POLO... THE GREATEST MARBLE PLAYER WHO EVER LIVED.....
THAT'S WHEN I GOT THIS INCREDIBLE URGE TO SPEAK THE
LANGUAGE OF LOVE WITH A TEXAS ACCENT... AND I SAID..
BOOMBADA NECKYNADA COMA TALLY VOUS...
ROCKEN WIDMA SHOOGA BABY..LOVE ME LIKE YA DO....
ALL OF A SUDDEN HER LIPS STARTED GOIN' BALLISTIC...
(GUITAR)..... THIS COULD ONLY BE ONE THING.......
S P A Z A T T A C K
THEN SHE SAID... "I THINK THE LIGHTS GO OUT EVERY TIME
I BLINK AND COME BACK ON AGAIN WHEN I OPEN MY EYES....
SO IF THE LIGHTS EVER START TO FLICKER... YOU'LL KNOW
I'M OUT OF BLINK SYNC..." THAT'S WHEN MY LIPS STARTED
TO GO BALLISTIC... (GUITAR).. AND IT COULD ONLY BE ONE
THING......
S P A Z A T T A C K
