Warp 11 Help Me Spock
Well, ah, help me Spock.
The shields are down
The wormhole's caving in
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win
I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back
And he ain't preaching "No kill I"
Well, he's slow and green and really, really mean
And that f..cker just won't die
So please, please
Help me Spock
Well, a Klingon bastard killed my son
And the Nexus took my life
And if I had the chance, I'd do it all again
And take a green bitch for my wife
Yeah, I was getting fat and feeling old
And my hair was getting thin
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win
So please, please
Help me Spock
