Trevor Moore Drunk Texts To Myself (feat. Reggie Watts)
(feat. Reggie Watts)
"Dude that's a great idea. You should totally remember that. Send that, you should totally send that to yourself
Right now."
Drunk texts to myself, messages through time
I don't remember any of these, what was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself, subconscious to my phone
What're these supposed to be? I should've left this thing at home
Start a band called Dwarf Cooter
Black people are the second worst at being President
Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia
Then just move across town
Write a dinosaur children's christmas book
Tthe last line should be "because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before."
You kicked the door, but the light thing was already broken
Secretly learn French
Try to get the rights to Space Jam
Drunk texts to myself, messages through time
I don't remember any of these, what was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself, subconscious to my phone
What're these supposed to be? I should've left this thing at home
"Fat Girls Taking Dumps" would also be a great band name
The seven-eleven on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim
Porno For Pyros is the one that sings "Tahitian Moon."
You need to pay the bus driver two times
Rapping dog TV show
Tonight by the tire swing it's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field
Followed by seventeen exclamation points
Learn to Tokyo drift
I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life
Sent from my iPhone
Drunk texts to myself, messages through time
I don't remember any of these, what was going through my mind?
Drunk texts to myself, subconscious to my phone
What're these supposed to be? I should've left this thing at home
